Chivalry

"Today, chivalry is dead. And I'll tell you why. Women killed it!"

-Dave Chappelle

elders quorum

Beyonce

Josh I thought you'd like this one...

"Suck my big American balls Al Qaeda" -Stephen Colbert

Deep Thoughts from 43

"I didn't even notice her face..." - Russell

"Dude, how's your LDSsingles account going?" - Christian

"WE GOT HIM!!!" - Josh and Russell at ward prayer when Osama's death was announced.

"Dude, he's super annoying. I mean he has a girls name!" - Russell