Friday, April 29, 2011
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Christian Quotes
(Talking about women's conference while I dropped him off)
"Wow, there are tons of hot moms on campus today. (pause) Russ, do you have your camera with you?"
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Freedom at Last
Well, I just woke up from the first night in apartment 43. Needless to say, it was miraculous! I am no longer sick and congested, my sunburn disappeared and has been replaced with a dark, golden-brown tan, all of the illegal music on my computer has been bought somehow, my clothes folded themselves, all of the scars on my body are gone (except the cool ones), I gained ten pounds in muscle mass, and my biochemistry teacher went back and changed my grade in the class to an A. I knew things would be better than apartment 35, but I didn't know they'd be this much better. I feel like a million bucks.
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