Guess who joined twitter?

For any one out there who wonders if there is a God or not, let me reassure you there is, and he spent a little more time on this guy. Be sure to follow him on twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/RussUrie

Chivalry

"Today, chivalry is dead. And I'll tell you why. Women killed it!"

-Dave Chappelle

elders quorum

Beyonce

Josh I thought you'd like this one...

"Suck my big American balls Al Qaeda" -Stephen Colbert

Deep Thoughts from 43

"I didn't even notice her face..." - Russell

"Dude, how's your LDSsingles account going?" - Christian

"WE GOT HIM!!!" - Josh and Russell at ward prayer when Osama's death was announced.

"Dude, he's super annoying. I mean he has a girls name!" - Russell

Sexy Sax Man (Careless Whisper Saxophone Prank!!) directors cut

Christian Quotes

(Talking about women's conference while I dropped him off) 

"Wow, there are tons of hot moms on campus today. (pause) Russ, do you have your camera with you?"

Freedom at Last

Well, I just woke up from the first night in apartment 43.  Needless to say, it was miraculous!  I am no longer sick and congested, my sunburn disappeared and has been replaced with a dark, golden-brown tan, all of the illegal music on my computer has been bought somehow, my clothes folded themselves, all of the scars on my body are gone (except the cool ones), I gained ten pounds in muscle mass, and my biochemistry teacher went back and changed my grade in the class to an A.  I knew things would be better than apartment 35, but I didn't know they'd be this much better.  I feel like a million bucks.